Lola's Victory Garden

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Guest Editorial

Jane Curtain: And now, with this week’s Editorial Reply is Correspondent, Emily Litella.

Emily Litella: Thank you very much Jane.

Jane Curtain: What brilliant topic are you going to comment on tonight Emily?

Emily Litella: What’s all this fuss I keep hearing about smoking jackets and smoking flowers? Now why would you want to wear a jacket that’s on fire or plant a flower that smokes? I mean, where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Fire burns.

Why, once my neighbor fell asleep smoking cigarettes and burned a hole in his mattress, started the mattress on fire and the next thing you know the whole house burned down. I say there should be no smoking jackets and no smoking flowers! could wipe out an entire garden with one smoking flower! They should have No Smoking Jackets, just like No Smoking Sections in restaurants. And they should have No Smoking Flowers because flowers are supposed to smell nice, not like smoke.

Jane Curtain: Ms. Litella…

Jane Curtain: Ms. Litella…

Emily Litella: What? What?

Jane Curtain: Ms. Litella the jackets don’t actually smoke. The jackets are worn BY smokers. They aren’t on fire. And that smoking flower wasn’t really smoking.

Jane Curtain: The clouds above the flower looked like smoke, but they were just clouds. The flower isn't on fire.

Emily Litella: Oh, well that’s different…

Be sure to check out today's posts on my other blogs:

Lola's Diner
Fire Crotch Rocket
Lola's Victory Garden


*lynne* said...

You've been really creative and productive! Well done! :) I only managed to squeeze one smoking jacket post :p

Auntie E said...

So...Funny. I remember those smoking jackets. some smart guy(probably Gal) thought that up to keep the smell at bay. Or maybe just looked good,lol. post some new post on my

john said...

where is the code for your blog?

Auntie E said...

We laughed it was funny. loved that show, brought back those memories:-)

john said...

when i have time tomorrow, i will make a badge for you for my blog. Im still trying to figure my own codes out so it takes some time, but it will up tomorrow.